I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Police say robbers smashed into cement truck. They are looking for harden criminals.
PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.